>Be child of popular author

>Browse stories from confession bear meme, leisurely sprinkle with new plot details, adapt to greentext stories

>Publish collection of these as slick, enigmatic hardback aimed at middle class students with high opinions of their own taste and sophistication

>Is a hit with middle class students with high opinions of their own taste and sophistication

>Omit to ever refer back to 4chan or r/greentext

>Do book signing

>In Urban Outfitters of all places

>See guy in queue wearing 4chan t-shirt

>Cold sweat

>Mop brow

>4chan guy reaches front of queue

>Speak first – “Well, I bet you’re quite the man to please.”

>4chan guy stares blankly

>Blush

>Hold pen slightly aloft

>”Did you want me to er, sign anything?”

>4chan guy pulls out laptop from bag and bashes me over head

>Die

>

>

peterjudson:

Apartment

peterjudson:

Apartment

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haiku ~

in hell

mumford & sons plays

on repeat

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